If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:

if (you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if (m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.

Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians : (Apte)

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone
don't set her free.

HR specialist

If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA

If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market