1. Don`t tell us when you think other
girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don`t
expect us to dress like Victoria Secret Models.

4. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

5. We think about you all the time.

6 This is how we see it : Don't call = Don't care.

7. Which also means that if we don`t call, take a
hint.

8. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly
possesive is not necessary.

9. Being able to make us laugh is so much more
important than knowing how much you can bench-
press.

10. We're allowed to be late. You're not.

11. Eye contact is the key.

12. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

13. Laugh at our jokes.

14. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!

15. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are
stalkers.

16. Do not start with us. You will not win.

17. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister
that way? Didn't think so.

18 If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.

19. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.

20. We have an excuse for being bitchy at least
once a month.

21 Open the door for us no matter where we are.

22. We love surprises.

23. We like to be kissed softly. Not with an iron
tongue.

24. Pay attention to the little things we do,
because they mean the most.

25. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes.
Never tighty-whities!

26. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A
fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

27. Clean your room before we come over.

28. Even though you're sometimes insensitive and
hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

29. Don't act hard around your friends.

30. Sometimes "NO" really means "NO!".

31. "Wife beaters" are not an adequite form of
fashion.

32. If we wanted to be on video tape, we`d be a
porn star. NOT your girlfriend.

33. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than
we do in a movie just isn't right.

34. Don`t let ex-girlfriends cause drama,
relationships are stressful enough.

35. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget
birthdays.

36. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who
know how to satisfy a woman.

37. "Fat chicks" have feelings, too.

38. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears,
yelling, & nasty looks add up to = YOU DiD
SOMETHiNG WRONG.

39. The exscuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable.
We`ll appreciate the simple fact that you`re trying.

40. Just because a girl doesn`t pick up on the first
ring, doesn`t mean she`s not waiting by the phone.

41. You don`t have to spend alot; if it means alot.

42. Don`t say you love me if you don`t mean it.

43. Don`t lie to us. We will catch you.

44. When the girls get together, we talk about
everything. meaning, my bestfriends know
everything about you.